Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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