I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
as a side note pls kill me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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