do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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