It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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