Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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