I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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