Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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