Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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