Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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