I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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