He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I love you.
Bad choice
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