I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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