Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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