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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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