he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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