But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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