If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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