that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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