Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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