Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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