Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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