But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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