just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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