He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
