And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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