Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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