ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet