? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.