the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
All the doctor said was why