i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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