dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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