This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I need to calm my uterus...
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