i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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