tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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