So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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