Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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