Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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