I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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