i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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