Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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