Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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