its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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