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he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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