Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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