So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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