I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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