I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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