i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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