How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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