what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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