when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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