So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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