I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?