been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here