Nicole vs. Life
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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