Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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